{"product_id":"distressed-cap-i-have-excellent-hearing-im-just-selective-dad-hat","title":"Distressed Cap — \"I Have Excellent Hearing, I'm Just Selective\" Dad Hat","description":"A lived-in, slightly rebellious cap that speaks with quiet confidence. This 6-panel cotton twill hat wears its distressing like a badge — frayed edges, subtle fading, and tiny tears that tell a story. The front reads “I have excellent hearing. I’m just selective.” in bold white type, a deadpan line that lands with friends, coworkers, and anyone who understands social filters. Lightweight and low-profile, it slips into everyday rotation: errands, coffee runs, weekend hangs, or those days when you want your mood to speak before you do. The self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring ensures an easy fit, while the sewn-in label and DTF-printed text keep the design clean amid the vintage texture. Expect natural variation: each cap’s distress and shade are slightly different, making every piece feel personal and worn-in.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton twill for a vintage look and soft feel\u003cbr\u003e- Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel body for comfortable everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e- Authentic distressed details with color\/finish variations\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring for adjustable fit\u003cbr\u003e- DTF-printed front text and sewn-in label for durable branding\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":57050515013956,"sku":"29685918465351060758","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ One size","offer_id":57050515046724,"sku":"15377313349201235554","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dashing Red \/ One size","offer_id":57050515079492,"sku":"20964962874366216854","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Nickel \/ One size","offer_id":57050515112260,"sku":"23264360802271668582","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0925\/8296\/9668\/files\/10562636201195814923_2048.jpg?v=1785276994","url":"https:\/\/groovylife.store\/products\/distressed-cap-i-have-excellent-hearing-im-just-selective-dad-hat","provider":"GroovyLife","version":"1.0","type":"link"}