{"product_id":"i-have-excellent-hearing-im-just-selective-distressed-cap","title":"I Have Excellent Hearing I’m Just Selective Distressed Dad Cap","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 14.5px; line-height: 1.55; color: #333;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- TRUST ROW --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gl-trust-row\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e😏 Dry Humor, Everyday Style\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e🧢 Vintage Distressed Fit\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e🚚 Free U.S. Shipping\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- ACCORDION --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"gl-acc\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eHow it works\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gl-acc-body\"\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd the cap to your cart\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjust the back strap for your preferred fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWear it whenever selective listening feels like the right answer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"gl-note\"\u003eThe front design is printed using Direct-to-Film technology and features the witty statement “I Have Excellent Hearing. I’m Just Selective.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"gl-acc\" open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eProduct characteristics\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gl-acc-body\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% cotton twill\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e “I Have Excellent Hearing. I’m Just Selective.” front print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrinting method:\u003c\/b\u003e Direct-to-Film print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eClosure:\u003c\/b\u003e Self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eVisor:\u003c\/b\u003e Pre-curved stitched visor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e Adjustable one-size fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Intentional distressed detailing and natural fraying\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eStyle:\u003c\/b\u003e Relaxed vintage dad cap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"gl-acc\" open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWhy people love this design\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gl-acc-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eI Have Excellent Hearing. I’m Just Selective.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s not that you didn’t hear them. You just decided it didn’t require a response.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cap was made for anyone who appreciates dry humor, quiet sarcasm, and the fine art of selective listening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe simple white typography keeps the joke understated, while the distressed cotton finish gives the cap the relaxed look of something you’ve owned for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it on errands, casual weekends, coffee runs, concerts, rehearsals, road trips, or any situation where you’d rather let the hat do the explaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for music lovers, musicians, introverts, dads, partners, friends, and anyone known for hearing exactly what they want to hear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"gl-acc\" open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eFit \u0026amp; comfort\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gl-acc-body\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft cotton twill with a comfortable broken-in feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLow-profile crown sits naturally on the head\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnstructured construction keeps the cap relaxed rather than stiff\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable hideaway strap lets you fine-tune the fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMetal D-ring provides a clean, secure closure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-curved visor creates an easy everyday silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"gl-note\"\u003eBecause of the special distressing process, fraying, fading, and coloration may vary slightly from one cap to another. 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