{"product_id":"life-too-short-for-long-tones-brass-dad-shirt","title":"One of Dad’s Rules – Life’s Too Short for Long Tones T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 14.5px; line-height: 1.55; color: #333;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- TRUST ROW --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gl-trust-row\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🎺 Funny Brass Musician Tee\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e⭐ Premium Bella + Canvas Tee\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e🚚 Free U.S. Shipping\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- ACCORDION --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"gl-acc\" open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eHow it works\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gl-acc-body\"\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your size from XS to XXL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd to cart and wear your brass-player humor with pride\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"gl-note\"\u003ePrinted on the front with a bold vintage-inspired design made to pop beautifully on black apparel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"gl-acc\" open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eProduct characteristics\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gl-acc-body\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eShirt style:\u003c\/b\u003e Bella + Canvas 3001 Jersey Tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Unisex retail fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrint:\u003c\/b\u003e Front only print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrinting method:\u003c\/b\u003e Direct-to-Garment (DTG) for lasting color and crisp detail\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eConstruction:\u003c\/b\u003e Crew neck, short sleeves, side seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSizes:\u003c\/b\u003e XS - XXL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"gl-acc\" open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWhy people love this design\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gl-acc-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOne of Dad’s rules: Life’s too short for long tones.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tee was made for brass players who know the struggle, the discipline, and the inside joke behind every long tone warm-up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s funny, bold, and perfectly niche — created for trumpet players, trombone players, horn players, brass dads, band dads, jazz musicians, music teachers, and anyone who has spent way too much time holding one note.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe vintage typography, distressed details, brass instrument artwork, and warm gold accents give this design a classic music-poster feel that looks great on black apparel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for rehearsals, gigs, band practice, music lessons, concerts, jazz nights, Father’s Day, or casual everyday wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA great gift for dads who play brass instruments, music-loving fathers, trumpet dads, trombone dads, band directors, music teachers, jazz players, and brass musicians with a sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"gl-acc\" open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eComfort \u0026amp; care\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gl-acc-body\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft premium cotton for all-day comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight feel with a flattering everyday fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to handle regular wear while keeping its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash \u003cb\u003einside out in cold water\u003c\/b\u003e with like colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/b\u003e for best results\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"gl-acc\" open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eShipping \u0026amp; quality\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gl-acc-body\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order and ships in \u003cb\u003e2–5 business days\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFree U.S. shipping\u003c\/b\u003e with tracking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted using high-quality DTG technology\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBella + Canvas tee known for softness, quality, and fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA perfect gift for brass musicians, music dads, band dads, and long-tone survivors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"gl-acc\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eHappiness guarantee\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gl-acc-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"gl-note\"\u003eIf you're not 100% satisfied with your order, just contact us and we’ll make it right. 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