{"product_id":"music-helps-me-tolerate-your-stupid-face-distressed-dad-cap","title":"Music Helps Me Tolerate Your Stupid Face Distressed Dad Cap","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 14.5px; line-height: 1.55; color: #333;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- TRUST ROW --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gl-trust-row\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🎵 Made for Music Lovers\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e😏 Sarcastic Music Humor\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e🚚 Free U.S. Shipping\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- ACCORDION --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"gl-acc\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWhy you'll love it\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gl-acc-body\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures the unapologetically funny \u003cb\u003e“Music Helps Me Tolerate Your Stupid Face”\u003c\/b\u003e design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade for music lovers with a sarcastic, slightly antisocial sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDistressed details give the cap a relaxed, worn-in vintage character\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLow-profile construction makes it comfortable for everyday wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA hilarious gift for musicians, record collectors, concert lovers, and people who prefer headphones to small talk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"gl-note\"\u003eSometimes music isn't just entertainment. It's what keeps you polite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"gl-acc\" open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eProduct characteristics\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gl-acc-body\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% cotton twill\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eStyle:\u003c\/b\u003e Distressed dad cap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eConstruction:\u003c\/b\u003e Unstructured 6-panel body\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eProfile:\u003c\/b\u003e Comfortable low-profile fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e “Music Helps Me Tolerate Your Stupid Face” front graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrinting method:\u003c\/b\u003e Direct-to-Film (DTF)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eClosure:\u003c\/b\u003e Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Intentional distressing and frayed details for a lived-in vintage look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"gl-note\"\u003eDistressing, fraying, and shade may vary slightly from cap to cap, making each one a little different.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"gl-acc\" open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eThe meaning behind it\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gl-acc-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMusic Helps Me Tolerate Your Stupid Face.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people use deep breathing. Some count to ten. Music lovers know there's a much better solution: turn the volume up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cap was made for anyone whose patience improves dramatically when the headphones go on and the rest of the world gets a little quieter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe simple typography keeps the joke dry and direct, while the distressed cap gives it the casual look of something you've been wearing to concerts and record stores for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for everyday errands, road trips, rehearsals, record shopping, festivals, concerts, or those social occasions where your favorite playlist is doing most of the emotional heavy lifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you love music, sarcasm, and keeping unnecessary conversation to a minimum, this one's probably yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"gl-acc\" open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eFit \u0026amp; comfort\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gl-acc-body\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft cotton twill with a comfortable, broken-in feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnstructured construction for an easy and relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLow-profile crown sits naturally on the head\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable back strap lets you customize the fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMetal D-ring provides a simple and secure closure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for comfortable everyday wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"gl-acc\" open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gl-acc-body\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpot clean using \u003cb\u003ewarm water and dish soap\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThere is no need to soak the entire cap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor harder-to-clean spots, gently use a \u003cb\u003esoft-bristled brush\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAllow the cap to air dry naturally\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvoid machine washing to help preserve the cap's shape, print, and distressed finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"gl-acc\" open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eShipping \u0026amp; quality\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gl-acc-body\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order and carefully printed for you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFree U.S. shipping\u003c\/b\u003e with tracking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable cotton twill made for comfortable everyday wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTF printed artwork for a clean, detailed finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach distressed cap naturally has its own slightly unique character\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA funny gift for music lovers, musicians, record collectors, introverts, and anyone with a dry sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"gl-acc\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eHappiness guarantee\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gl-acc-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"gl-note\"\u003eIf you're not 100% satisfied with your order, just contact us and we’ll make it right. 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