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This one sounds like you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cul\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003eClarinet-playing Santa artwork on the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003eA cheeky line that fellow woodwind players will get straight away\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003eA second joke on the back for the curious\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003eLong sleeves that layer easily under a flannel or jacket\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003c\/ul\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n  \u003cdetails class=\"gl-acc\"\u003e\n    \u003csummary\u003eWhat's the story?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"gl-acc-body\"\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eYou've played the carols. You've heard the same clarinet jokes. You've probably been asked to bring your instrument to a party that was supposed to be your night off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eSo this Christmas, let Santa take the solo. Wear the shirt to rehearsal, the holiday get-together, or the jam where everybody knows the best part is what happens between the songs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n  \u003cdetails class=\"gl-acc\"\u003e\n    \u003csummary\u003eAnd the QR code on the back?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"gl-acc-body\"\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eThe back invites people to \u003cstrong\u003e“Scan for Santa’s Private Message”\u003c\/strong\u003e and carries an \u003cstrong\u003e18+ warning\u003c\/strong\u003e. The code leads to an interactive holiday joke on our website.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eHeads up: the final message contains the F-word. 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